I move that we find anything/everything that has the word “heart” in it and replace it with “Rumpel.”
-You have stolen my Rumpel.
-My Rumpel is breaking.
-Catch my Rumpel! Very Melon!
So you know how Zelena’s magic is green? Guess who else has made magic that was green?
Go on. Guess.
Hint: Peter Pan (think back to when he made his curse).
IF PETER PAN IS ZELENA’S FATHER, I FUCKING QUIT. I QUIT IT ALL. THAT WOULD MAKE ZELENA BOTH REGINA AND RUMPLE’S SISTER.
Now THIS is detective work. Go get yourself a Koko Kringle, Nancy Drew.
Great Moments in OUAT History: That sigh of relief fans gave when they learned that Emma was engaged, not to a flying monkey, but to a nice boy from Kansas.
Took a while to slap a bandage on THAT wound.